<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny swear - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny swear - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2006 00:00:11 -0500</pubDate><title>Dirty Rappin Barney</title><link>http://www.abum.com/36145/Dirty-Rappin-Barney.html</link><description>Barney the rapper is all ghetto</description><category>Celebs</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-36145/Dirty-Rappin-Barney.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/36145.jpg</image><media:title>Dirty Rappin Barney</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/36145.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="115" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Barney the rapper is all ghetto</media:description><media:category>Celebs</media:category><media:keywords>barney,kids,rap,swear</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/36145.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Danny Noriega&#039;s Christmas video</title><link>http://www.abum.com/63710/Danny-Noriega-s-Christmas-video.html</link><description>Good thing he got kicked off of Idol, now he has lots of time to visit his psychiatrist.</description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-63710/Danny-Noriega-s-Christmas-video.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/63710.jpg</image><media:title>Danny Noriega&#039;s Christmas video</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/63710.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="30" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Good thing he got kicked off of Idol, now he has lots of time to visit his psychiatrist.</media:description><media:category>People</media:category><media:keywords>danny,noriega,American,Idol,crazy,christmas,swear</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/63710.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Diane Keaton says the F word on the Today show</title><link>http://www.abum.com/62434/Diane-Keaton-says-the-F-word-on-the-Today-show.html</link><description>Looks like the guy who&#039;s manning the bleep button was asleep at the job. 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